Intro: Enter, Luna and Altair!

One bright day, at the outskirts of Sunagakure, a young girl sat in a cave. A scalding fire lay before her, and she placed a pot of water over it. She smiled to herself, thinking of the mass numbers of people that would die at her hands with this new poison.

“Yep, yep. This one is definitely my greatest creation of all time.” She said out loud, standing up. “Now, this is my In Your Face dance!” she exclaimed, beginning to wiggle her ass towards the entrance to the cave.

“Um…excuse me.” A voice came from the entrance. It was male.

The girl stopped dancing immediately. She blushed and faced the fire. “Who goes?” she asked, keeping her tone as normal as possible, though she was pretty close to cracking up.

“Are you Altair Conna Mia?” The boy asked.

The girl answered. “I am.”

The boy was silent. Then, “You’re pretty! Will you come back to HQ with me?”

Altair turned around, mouth ajar. “Um…no?” It was more of a question than a refusal. “Who are you and what are you talking about?”

“Tee hee! You’re pretty!” The boy said. Altair noticed that he was wearing a long, black cloak, with red clouds on it. He was also wearing an orange mask, which covered his whole face.

Altair stared at him, dumbstruck. “Is that all you can say?!”

“Tobi is a good boy!”

“Ugh…”

“Please came back to base with me!”

Altair considered “Tobi’s” words for a moment. “Um…Tobi? I will go with you. Willingly. IF you taste this soup first. I want to make sure I have it right, so I need someone else’s opinion.”

Tobi was silent. “Ok, I’m not stupid. You’re coming with me.”

“Damn…I thought you were stupid.” Altair muttered under her breath. “Fine. Just let me pack--”

“Let me help you!” Tobi interjected.

Altair snatched up her potions. “No!” She quickly put the newly brewed poison into a jar, and gently placed her ingredients into a suitcase that was lying behind her.

Five minutes later, Altair stood at the front of the cave, suitcase in hand, looking back into the depths of her hideout. “I’ll come back one day.” She whispered. “I swear it.” She exited the cave with one single thought. ‘I REALLY hope that when I come back it’s not infested with hobo’s.’ She ran up to Tobi’s side and walked with him all the way to the hide out.


Meanwhile, near Konohagakure, another young girl lay in a forest, twiddling her thumbs, calculating the speed she would have to be traveling in order to pull off a particular Jutsu.

“Ugh…thirty eight MPH…now that will take some training.” She murmured. She stood up and walked over to a plant. “Hm. This is an…eccentric plant. Never seen it before.” She said to herself. She touched the plant and felt its rough exterior. It looked like a giant venus-fly-trap, but it was closed, so it wasn’t harmful to her. The sides looked spiked, as she observed it more and more. She touched one of the edges. ‘Hmm, I wonder if I rip one of these off, the juices inside might be useful. I’ll have to take it in for more studies later.’ She reached for it and pulled off one of the tips of the plant. Suddenly she heard a scream come from the plant. ‘WTF? What is this thing?’ She took a step back and got into battle position. Then the plant started to open up to reveal a head. She tilted her head in question. “. . . . A head?” the plant head had green hair and half of his face were different colors. One side was black and the other side was white. It just started to stare at her.
“. . . . . You’re Luna Rose, right?” the plant said to her. “Y-yes . . .” the plant smiled at her. “Come.” Then, before Luna could react, the plant grabbed her ankles and pulled. She dropped on the ground and the plant came out of the ground, to reveal a body. The body was covered in a huge black robe with red clouds on it. It soon made its way to Luna, who was still on the ground. She was aching a little bit from the fall. The plant bent down to her and soon they were looking at each other eye to eye. “Arrhhh. . . .uhhh. . . . .w-who are you?” Luna asked. The plant smirked. “My name is Zestu, and your coming with me!”

“W-WHAT?” then Zetsu took his hand and applied pressure to her neck and she soon was knocked out. He picked her up and threw her onto his shoulder. He makes a hand sign, and they disappear from the forest.